First let me introduce Myself, My name is Ian Wilson or Endy as my friends call me. If You wish you can find out more about me at my other sites through the links on the links page or please feel free to check out my Blog Inside Endy

"So Who Is Effwurd?"

The Serious Version OR Effwurds Version

 

Serious Version Effwurd was a little character I originally dreamed up for a personal website of mine which I have since then taken down, He was hidden on various parts of the website and appeared when people went over him with their mouse and if the person clicked on him another page would open up and he would irritate them until they clicked on the correct backlink out of five. Of course all visitors were warned NOT to click on the Effwurds but they did anyway. "But Why The Name Effwurd?" "Ha Ha I Was Afraid You Might Ask That"   Well First Let Me Start By Saying "Anyone Under The Age Of 18 LEAVE NOW!"   NO NOT REALLY, JUST JOKING! Ok it's simple really, we all know what the "F-word" is right? Ok in case you don't, an F-word is one of those words that you don't speak out when your having sunday dinner at your Mother in Laws house, or during the Vicars Sermon at the Sunday Church etc etc etc. Because Effwurd (F-Word) was designed to be irritating he probably made people come out with a few Effwurds themselves. Also in order to keep bad language off my website whenever I felt the need for an F-word to express something I just replaced it with a and it kept things clean. You may be thinking something now like "What The am I doing Reading This?" but your the one who clicked on the about me link. "OK lets Get Serious For A Minute Now" The reason for bringing Effwurd back again was actually when I was building my other site WilBar Enterprises (I Still am actually) I wanted an ebook store but also wanted something a little different. I wanted Something that would bring a bit of humor into Internet Marketing, after all Laughing is Healthy and we all have enough stress to cope with in our busy lives. Then it hit me in a moment one night "Effwurd" that's it! and so Effwurds Booteek was born. Although Effwurd is only for the fun, the actual deals etc on this site are serious and all purchases etc will be handled in a serious and professional manner. Thank You for your time and Have A Nice Day.. Ian Wilson (Endy) GO TO TOP OF PAGE

Effwurds Version Lets get one thing straight for a start, I hate wearing this suit but Endy put it on me because he says it makes me look like a normal business man and stops me frightening people off because I'm ugly. To see what I really look like move your mouse over the image below to see the original Effwurd. I think I'm cute actually, what do you think? Name : Effwurd Nickname : *#!!@!#%!!+$#@!!!! Age : As old as my tongue and a bit older than my tooth Date of Birth : 9th March 2007 Place of Birth : Who Cares? Sex : Anytime Baby!!!! Relationship : Uh? Children : Not yet (Wanna help me?) Pets : Endy (Don't tell him I said that) Place of Residence : Anywhere and everywhere Occupation : Come on! Gimme a break! Hobbies and interests : Aggravating people, neurological science, freelance brain surgery, quantum physics, fornication, flying space shuttles, astronomy, hypnotherapy, robot designing and building, film producing, architecture and building destruction are just a few that I have diplomas for and some other favourite pastimes are telling lies and generally just irritating people. Hi I'm Effwurd and I'm absolutely FAB no matter what Endy or any else tells you. My mother was a prostitute who gave herself up for scientific experiments to make a little extra cash and my father was the cart horse from a nearbye farmers field. I was born in a public lavatory and was eight and a half months premature so I wasn't fully developed Because the nearest hospital with an incubator was 15.0000 light years away they had to improvise and I spent the first part of my life in a microwave oven. Thats why I only have a brain, one eye, one ear, one arm, one leg, and a nose and mouth with one tooth but apart from that I'll lead a normal life. "Actually I'm Very Brainy HeeHee" Although I was originally designed to be irritating, Endy has reprogrammed me to be nice and helpful to people and has made me promise to do so in order to keep this site. So Have A Nice Day.. Effwurd GO TO TOP OF PAGE